404 Error
If this is the first time you’ve seen this page, go to section [A].
If this is the second or third time you’ve seen this page, go to section [B].
If you’ve seen this page more than three times, go to section [C].
A. We’re sorry but the page link is broken. We’re working hard to fix this issue and are confident you won’t see this page again.
B. Okay, we’re really sorry about this. We’ve severely reprimanded our web development team, who are on half rations until the issue is sorted.
C. You’ve broken the internet and this is all your fault.